Anonymous asked:

I make out and dry hump with my best friend who also happens to be a girl.

The Doctor Answer:


where’s my best friend that does these things with me

Anonymous asked:

why is your cursor the devil?

The Doctor Answer:

Cause my blog fine as hell

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever kissed a human?

The Doctor Answer:


drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans




So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.


I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.


Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via pizza)

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